i'd make a better website for my webseries, prosthetic brain but i currently am too broke to afford any so this is the best i can do. bear with me ok? thanks.
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well, it's like a webseries, but... stupid? i don't fucking know, it's like a strange series spread across games, animations, and... more games i guess? it's mostly just me making whatever i want to make into a reality, which i think is a cool thing i can do. there ain't much else that i can write here to further discuss what it's like, so i'll just leave some links to projects and let you figure it out for yourself because i am very very busy yes i am so busy i can't even write this and 'm totally not just a lasy ass or anything like that hahahdashahehaheh no sireee. it is quite underground right now, with literally no attention on it, and let's be real here, it's probably going to stay that way up to the heat death of the universe. but you can't blame a guy for trying now can you?
this sucks ass. i think i made this when i was like 11. the only reason this hasn't been destroyed completely is for archival purposes so i can look at my old self and laugh at how much i've improved over the years. i still can't believe i'm putting this here.
early concept. find it here.
this is merely a better version of the video seen above. find it here..
this is actually a clip from a scrapped video, another portion of which can be found in this vent video. it was basically supposed to be an entire video announcing prosthetic brain's creation, but i felt it was quite overkill plus lip syncing sucks. this is just a silly clip from it. the video can be found here. side note: if you'd like to see jack mc gets kicked out of yodeling school 1, find it here.
greatest name ever i know. apple bowl just sounded wrong but i can't really write anything else lol. anyway this is a small game i made in scratch for a surprisingly easy computer class i took in eighth grade. in this game, you can try to see how many falling apples you can eat in the span of one (1) minute. that's about it. scratch games made for computer class were never supposed to be that entertaining nor have much replay value at all. i don't expect any scratch projects of mine to be religiously played unless you really really really like the music, which i find to be unlikely for this one. the music isn't ear destruction or anything like that (at least i don't think) it just kinda sucks. the game can be found here.
here's a list of things i did that i wasn't supposed to:
by far the most pointless game i ever made. there's literally nothing to do. the only thing anybody got out of this game was me learning something about a game engine i'll probably never use again. if you want to just take a look at it you can check it out here.
here's a list of things i did that i wasn't supposed to:
one time we had to make a bootleg version of hit game asteroids. i think i went a bit overboard with this one. there's three difficulties, so you're either a literal god or instantly fucked. try to get a high score if you want. find it here, but be aware that there are many many many bugs that i'll probably make into lore because 4d game design.
here's a list of things i did that i wasn't supposed to:
baseball game. its kinda like pong if it was stupid. i think the maximum score goes to 100 or something, i don't know. this project i certainly left unfinished because the school confiscated our chromebooks as i was drawing the last background. navigate across i think five different backgrounds. check it out here.
here's a list of things i did that i wasn't supposed to:
this here is my magnum opus. this game, on the surface, looks like either a generic mascot horror cashgrab, or a satire of generic mascot horror cashgrabs. and technically that's what it is lol. but it's quite a bit more. there's multiples endings, 7 chapters, and many many many many many many many many many secrets and stupid shit you can do. check out the game's page on game jolt, but i do hope to get a page on steam someday.
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